Department of the Treasury
Internal Revenue ServiceWashington, D.C.
To: All Male Taxpayers
RE: Notice of increase of tax payment Form 1040 - P
The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is your penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is pissed off, 20% of the time it is hard up, and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of this, it has two dependents and both are nuts.
Accordingly, as of April 1, 1998, your penis will be taxed according to size. To determine your category, please consult the chart below and confirm this information on page 2, section 7, line 3, on the Standard Form 1040.
10-16 inches Luxury Tax $50.00
8-10 inches Pole Tax $30.00
5-8 inches Privilege Tax $15.00
4-5 inches Nuisance Tax $5.00
Please note: Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund. Please do not ask for an extension!
Additionally, males exceeding 12 inches must file under Capital Gains.
Sincerely,
Peter Checker
Internal Revenue Service
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7 comments:
Well, I'm safe from the luxury tax. Ahem.
The Beatles didn't include this in the song "Taxman". I can't come up with extra lyrics for the song right now. Too bad!
TGIF Breazy girl!
LOL! You are a riot Brian! LOL!
LMAO! you men are killing me with this one ! ROFLMAO!
LOL D'OH!!!!!
Is the breast tax next?
I hope not Snavy because if it is I am going to have alot less money in pockets than I do now! :P
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