Thomcat , I thought you would get a good laugh out of this so this one is for you !
His Weenie Turned Orange!
A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you've got to help me. My penis is orange."
The doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he can check. Damned if the guy's penis isn't orange.
Doc tells the guy, "This is very strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of stress in a person's life."
Probing as to the causes of possible stress, the doc asks the guy, "How are things going at work?"
The guy responds that he was fired about six weeks ago. The doctor tells him that this must be the cause of the stress.
The guy responds, "No. The boss was a real asshole, I had to work 20-30 hours of overtime every week and I had no say in anything that was happening. I found a new job a couple of weeks ago where I can set my own hours, I'm getting paid double what I got on the old job and the boss is a really great guy."
So the doc figures this isn't the reason.
He asks the guy, "How's your home life?"
The guy says, "Well, I got divorced about eight months ago."
The doc figures that this has got to be the reason for all of the guys stress.
But the guy says, "No. For years, all I listened to was nag, nag, nag. God, am I glad to be rid of that old bitch!"
So the doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer. He inquires, "Do you have any hobbies or a social life?"
The guy replies, "No, not really. Most nights I just sit at home, watch some porno flicks and munch on Cheetos!"
I have another post prepared for today titled " Breasts & Juice" so please check back through out the day for this post because you don't want to miss it !!
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16 comments:
LMFAO!!!! OMG is that funny!!!
Thanks Snavy ! :)
Oh geez. That's funny! I was trying to think, as I read the post, what would make his thingy orange. But that was much funnier than the shit I was coming up with.
LMAO! Glad you enjoyed it Damasta! :)
breazy! you were peeking in thom's window weren't you??!!
See, if he were a dog he could have just licked it off and saved himself a co-pay.
Funny stuff there
I read the last line as Cheerios and couldn't figure out what was so funny. Guess too much studying has fried my brain...funny stuff.
i usually wipe my paws on lime's pants so i would never have that problem lol
LMAO! I just thought of you Thom when I got to the end and read the cheetos part! :)
Very funny joke. MEN are such slobs that the really can't get away with anything! Thanks for the other info as well and for visiting my blog.
Your welcome Melody! :)
funny!! I jsut posted a cute story about my little guy....
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