A Woman's Ultimate Fantasy!
Ask any man, and he will tell you that any woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once.
While this has been verified by a recent sociological study, it appears that most men do not realize that in the fantasy, one man is cooking and the other is cleaning.
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Filling Mom's Tank!
Little Johnny walked into his parents’ bedroom one day and found his father going to town with his mother’s legs way up in the air.
He says, "Hey Dad! What are you doing?"
His father says, "I'm filling your mother's tank."
Johnny says, "Oh, yeah? Well, you should get a model that gets better mileage. The milkman filled her up this morning."
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11 comments:
After reading your first post I need to change my fantasy to involve THREE women! :)
LMAO!
Better mileage one rocked! LOL!!!
Thank you Patten ! LOL!
YEah I like the milkman!!!! TOO FUNNY!!!
Thanks Jodes !
Thanks for the giggles Breazy! You always cheer me up!
Your welcome Snavy ! I just thought to put something on here that was cheery because I am a bit nervous right now . My brother-in-law and sister-in-law live in Jacksonville ,NC about 5 miles from Camp LaJuene and they are getting hit pretty hard right now by Hurricane Ophelia . :)
I hope they stay safe!!
Those were great! I will keep your family in my thoughts!
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