Not feeling to well here so I thought I would just post a couple more jokes .. hope you enjoy !
Sex On A Deserted Island!
A cruise ship was going through some rough waters and ended up sinking just off the coast of a small deserted island. There were only three survivors - two men and a woman.
The three lived there for a couple of years doing what was natural for men and women.
After several years of casual sex all the time, the girl felt really bad about what she had been doing. She felt having sex with both guys was so bad that she killed herself.
It was very tragic, but the two guys managed to get through it and, after a while, nature once more took it's inevitable course.
Well, a couple more years went by and the guys began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing.
So...
They buried her.
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The Botched Vasectomy!
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man's balls. To avoid a huge malpractice suit, he decided to replace the missing testicle with a pickled onion.
Several weeks later, the patient returned for a checkup. "How's your sex life?" asked the doctor.
"Pretty good," the man said, to the doctor's obvious relief. But then the patient added, "I've had some strange side effects that are causing serious problems."
"What's that?" the doctor asked anxiously.
"Well, every time I urinate, my eyes water."
"Hmm," said the doctor, thoughtfully.
"That's not all," continued the patient. "When my wife gives me a blowjob, she gets heartburn."
"Hmm," said the doctor, as his face reddened.
"It gets worse, Doc. Now, every time I pass a hamburger stand....I get a hard-on!"
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Before I go .. the Tennessee Vols plays the Florida Gators tomorrow and I can't wait . This is always the game that we normally throw a big bash for and invite alot of people over for but this year we are just going to have my father-in-law and mother-in-law over . GO VOLS !!! KICK SOME GATOR ASS!!!
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OMG, they buried her....sick!!!!
Yeah it is pretty sick isn't it but I did find it real funny because I was thinking something else entirely! :)
There was this gas station in "redneck country" trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying "Free Sex with Fill-up." Soon a "redneck" customer pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from (1) to (10), and if he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. The buyer then guessed (8) and the proprietor said, "No, you were close. The number was (7). Sorry, no free sex this time but maybe next time".
Some time thereafter, the same man, along with his buddy this time, pulled in again for a fill-up, and again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story and asked him to guess the correct number. The man guessed (2) this time, and the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was (3). You were close but no free sex this time".
As they were driving away, the driver said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't give away free sex". The buddy replied, "No, it's not rigged -- my wife won twice last week."
LMAO! That is hilarious Patten !
LOL!!! These are funny!!!!
Go Vols??!!?!?
Tooo funny! Thanks for the laugh.
Thanks for stopping by my blog :-)
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