for the ladies..

Guys , you can read these but please don't take offense to any of them because I just wanted to give the ladies something to laugh about today ! Thank you ! :)
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Ladies , here are a few jokes for you that were emailed to me . I hope you enjoy ! .

One day my house work challenged husband decided to wash his sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room he yells "What setting do I use on the washing machine"
I replied " it depends , what does it say on your shirt "
He yelled back " University of Oklahoma "

And they say blondes are dumb...
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A coupe is laying in bed when the man says " I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world "
The wife replies " I'll miss you ....
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" It's just too hot to wear clothes today " Jack says as he steps out of the shower , "honey what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this ?"
"Probably that I married you for your money " she replied .
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What do you call an intelligent , good looking man ?
A rumor
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Lord I pray for Wisdom to understand my man , Love to forgive him , and Patience for his moods because Lord , if I pray for Strength , I will beat him to death .
AMEN !
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Why do men whistle when they are on the pot ?
So they can remember which end to wipe !
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How do you keep your husband from reading your emails ?
Rename the folder " Instruction Manuals"
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Y'all have a wonderful day !